Cooneyism	English	Example
Brixtonia	Mythical kingdom of wonder and adventure	By the power of Brixtonia!
Carpnic	Picnic in a car	It was shizzling down, so we had to settle on a carpnic.
Coughee	Cup of coffee with a healthy dollop of phlegm in it	So, you want your coughee extra creamy, eh?
Cupoffee (pronounced "Kuh-poff-ee")	Cup of coffee	Make up your bloody mind! Do you want a cupoftea or a cupoffee?
Cupoftea (pronounced "Kuh-poft-ee")	Cup of tea	Make up your bloody mind! Do you want a cupoftea or a cupoffee?
Eggs-Scràmblê (pronounced "Scrarm-blay")	Regular scrambled eggs marketed at a premium to snobs	Tarquin, I do hope that they do a good eggs-scràmblê in the new eatery!
Fook	I am in utter shock	What the fook is going on here? Fookety-fook-fook!
Outerview	Exit-interview	I told them to go fook themselves at my outerview today. Aren't I incredibly clever!
Poshee	Posh coffee	My fave poshee is a skinny-minty-frappa-latte-cino... with soya milk passed through a poodle's digestive system.
TfL minutes	Time period of non-specified length, mostly far longer than a standard minute, used by public transport systems in London, England.	The sign said the bus would arrive in 1 minute, but 5 minutes later it still hadn't come. Then I remembered that the sign meant 1 "TfL minute". Khuntz.
Vegán (pronounced "Vee-gahrn")	Particular class of snobbish, self-important vegan	What do you mean you don't do Vegán sirloin steaks at this butchers? Did I not mention that I'm a Vegán?